| Date: Today (obviously) |
| Time: When the clock said so, apparently |
| Present: John, Jane, Bob, Bob Jr., and Bob Jr. |
| Agenda Item: Decisions |
| Action Items: Action Items |
| Next Steps: Next Steps |
The meeting was called to order with the reading of a 10-page memo on decisions that no one actually read. John mentioned something about action items, but Jane just nodded off to sleep. Bob Jr. talked about next steps and how he didn't actually know what they were.