Agenda Item 2.2: "The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts"

A meeting about a meeting that never was.

Subitem B: "The Suspect Listens to Music Too Loudly"

Subitem C: "The Inexplicable Donut Hole in the Conference Room Floor"

No further action was taken on this item, but the meeting continued for another 3 hours discussing it.

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