This meeting is being held to discuss the most pressing issue of our time: making everything more... more.
A special committee has been formed to tackle this challenge, comprised of experts from the fields of 'I'm-Not-Really-Sure-What-I'm-Doing' and 'I-Will-Just-Press-Buttons'.
Led by the renowned Dr. Brightsides, this subcommittee is tasked with finding new ways to make the already-bright colors brighter, and the already-black backgrounds, blacker.
Their first recommendation: Increase the saturation by 100%.
Their second recommendation: Add more hues, but not too many, we don't want to be... overwhelming.
Minutes of this meeting will be kept, but only if they're not too boring.