Pointless Agenda Item 2.2: The Sub-Subitem of Utmost Importance
This sub-subitem is a vital discussion topic that will consume 3 hours of the meeting.
Background Research
We have been studying the art of staring at a wall for 6 months and 14 days, and we're still unsure of the results.
Our team of highly trained experts (not really) have concluded that staring at a wall can be a valid method for achieving enlightenment, but only after 4-6 weeks of uninterrupted wall-gazing.
Action Items
We will spend the next 2 hours discussing the finer points of wall-staring, including optimal wall-colors for maximum effect.
Minutes of Wall-Gazing Subitem 2.1: The Art of FidgetingUnresolved Issues
We still haven't decided on the best way to deal with the existential crisis of running out of coffee.
Next Steps
We will reconvene after the 3-hour break to continue the discussion. Please bring snacks.
Decision 1: Staring is Good