Mandatory Pajama Day - Agenda Item 2: The Great Wall of Bureaucracy

Today's Agenda Item 2: The Great Wall of Bureaucracy

We will discuss the feasibility of constructing a 10,000-foot-long, 10-foot-high wall around the office building. This wall will serve as a metaphor for our commitment to excellence and will also prevent employees from sneaking into the break room for free snacks.

Sub Agenda Item 1: Wall Materials

Sub Agenda Item 2: Wall Height

Sub Agenda Item 3: Wall Purpose

Sub Agenda Item 4: Wall Snack Policy

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