Meeting Minutes: Agenda Item 3 - The Great Sock Puppet Uprising

Today's meeting was called to address a pressing concern about the growing threat of Sock Puppets, those mischievous, anarchic entities that have taken over the world. Our fearless leader, Jane Doe, led the discussion.

Points of Discussion:

• Reports of Sock Puppet sightings in the break room
• Strategies for containment and eradication
• Development of a Sock Puppet task force

Subpoints:

• 1. Sock Puppet Psychological Profiles
• 2. Sock Puppet Countermeasures

Key takeaways:

• We are not prepared to deal with the existential threat of Sock Puppets.
• We need more coffee.

Action Items:

• Establish Sock Puppet task force
• Develop a comprehensive Sock Puppet policy

Next meeting: same time, same place, same Sock Puppets.