MEETINGS | Pointless Agendas | Agenda Item 4
Agenda Item 4: "The Mystery of the Missing Donuts in the Break Room"
Presented by: The Great and Powerful Donut Committee
Summary: A comprehensive report on the disappearance of 17 donuts from the break room fridge.
Key findings:
- The donuts were last seen on Friday at 14:47.
- The break room was not cleaned that day.
- The vending machine was not functioning properly.
- The air quality was suboptimal.
Recommendations:
The Donut Recovery Sub-committee recommends the implementation of a comprehensive donut-tracking system, including:
- A donut-counting camera system.
- A 24/7 donut monitoring team.
- A strict "One donut, one person" policy.
Next meeting: Wednesday, 3:00 PM
Also, please note that the Donut Queen has been appointed as the head of the Donut Recovery Sub-committee.
Also, also: A special report on the "Donut-Gate" scandal will be released next week.
Agenda Item 4.1: The Case of the Missing Donut Glaze
Presented by: The Donut Glaze Sub-committee
Summary: An in-depth report on the disappearance of the donut glaze.
Key findings:
- The glaze was last seen at 14:50.
- The break room was not cleaned that day.
- The janitor was seen fleeing the scene.
Recommendations:
The Donut Glaze Recovery Sub-committee recommends the implementation of a comprehensive glaze-tracking system, including:
- A glaze-counting camera system.
- A 24/7 glaze monitoring team.
- A strict "One glaze, one person" policy.
Next meeting: Wednesday, 3:00 PM