Agenda Item 4: Fortune Cookie Cryptography
Because who needs actual security, anyway?
In this meeting, we will attempt to use the ancient art of FORTRAN-SCRIPT to encrypt our company's most sensitive information: the recipe for our new "Tacos-R-Us" product line.
Subpoint 1: Theoretical Background
Our team of expert cryptographers (a.k.a. the interns) will explain why using a language that was first introduced in the 1970s is still a viable option in today's world of cryptography.
Subpoint 2: Implementation
Using our custom-built FORTRAN compiler, we will attempt to encrypt the recipe using the most secure (or least insecure?) method we could find: RANDOMIZE(ALL).
Subpoint 3: Testing
We will test our encryption method by attempting to decrypt the recipe using only our trusty FORTRAN-SCRIPT_DECRYPTER.
Next Meeting: "The Art of Random Number Generation" (Item 5)
Continue to Agenda Item 5