Meetings of Utter Futility | Agenda Item 4: Sub-Item 1: The Unending Loop of Unproductivity

The Unending Loop of Unproductivity

A meeting that has been going on for weeks, with no discernible purpose or resolution in sight. It's like trying to find a black hole in the space-time continuum, except instead of sucking everything in, it just sucks all productivity out.

Current Status: Still happening. Because, apparently, that's what we're doing.