MEETINGS

Pointless Agendas: The Art of Wasting Time

Agenda Item 4

Subtopic 2: "Is This Meeting Really Necessary?"

Discussion Leader: Bob "The Bobinator" Johnson

Objective: To determine if the meeting is, in fact, a complete waste of time.

Expected Outcome: A 90% chance that the meeting will still be pointless.

Hyperlinks:

• Subtopic 3: "The Meeting Has Already Started, So We're All Here, Right?"
• Agenda Item 5: "The Coffee Machine: A Symbol of Hope or Despair?"

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