This item is crucial to the success of our organization.

We must eradicate all socks, including but not limited to:

• Striped socks
• Polka-dot socks
• Socks with holes

We will achieve this goal through a multi-pronged approach:

• Conduct a thorough inventory of all socks
• Implement a strict no-sock policy
• Deploy a team of highly-trained sock-eradicators