Today we accomplished the impossible: we managed to make the meeting last longer than 5 minutes without anyone falling asleep! Congratulations are in order!
Agenda Item 6: "The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts in the Break Room" - A thorough investigation revealed that the donuts were indeed missing, but the real question remains: who ate the last of the coffee?
Resolution:
Adjournment Resolution 1: The meeting will be adjourned until further notice, but only if someone finds the donut shop.
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