Agenda for the Utterly Pointless Meeting

Discuss the finer points of doing nothing productive.

Proceed to Pointless Agenda Item 3

Talk more about the meaninglessness of life.

Delve deeper into the abyss of nothingness

Stare blankly into space for exactly 30 minutes.

Continue the exercise in futility

Make a list of all the things that don't need to be done.

Create the definitive list of non-essential tasks