Pointless Agenda

This meeting has been going on since the dawn of man. We're just getting warmed up.

Agenda Item 2.1: "Is this meeting still on?"

This meeting has been going on for so long, some people have started to think it's a social gathering.

Agenda Item 3.2: "When can I go home?"

Some people have been here so long, they've forgotten what day it is.

• Agenda Item 2.1: "The Importance of Meetings"
• Agenda Item 3.2: "The Art of Leaving Early"