Pointless Agenda Committee

Meeting Agenda Item #2

This item is completely unnecessary, but we're doing it anyway.

We will discuss the importance of procrastination in the modern workplace.

• Subpoint: The art of finding creative ways to avoid doing work.
• Subpoint: The ethics of taking extended coffee breaks.
• Subpoint: The thrill of staring at a blank screen for hours.

Agree to disagree, then pretend to take notes.