Pointless Agenda Meeting Minutes - Page 2/4, Agenda Item 1

Agenda Item: Discuss the importance of procrastination

Chairperson: Bureaucratticus

Attendees:

• John Doe
• Jane Smith
• Bob Johnson

Summary:

The committee spent 30 minutes discussing why it's not worth getting up from the break room couch.

Key Takeaways:

• We should definitely not get up from the break room couch.
• We should definitely not do work.

Actions Items:

1. Send a strongly-worded letter to the break room manufacturer demanding they install more comfortable seating.
2. Request a 3-day weekend to recover from the meeting.

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