POINTLESS AGENDA ITEM #2: PROPOSAL 2
Presented by: Bob from Accounting
Purpose: To discuss the merits of using more commas in our company's email signatures
- More commas, more drama
- Commas are like tiny little pauses for thought
- It's a proven fact that 3 commas make everything more interesting
Discussion:
- Alice from HR: I'm concerned about the potential impact on our email thread readability
- Bob from Accounting: But think of the commas as little stress balls, they'll keep us from getting too worked up
- Dave from IT: I can add a script to auto-add 3 commas after every 5th word
Next Steps:
- Bob from Accounting: Let's table this for now and revisit at the next meeting
- Move on to Agenda Item 3: Proposal 3 (Because we clearly have nothing better to do)