Pointless Agenda Item 3.3: The Invention of the Wheelchair-Sized Hamster Ball

Presented by:

Agnes P. Bottomsworth, Chair of Redundant Subcommittees

Today, we will be discussing the feasibility of creating a hamster ball the size of a wheelchair, because, why not? Who wouldn't want to roll around in a giant hamster ball? It's a great way to get some exercise, and it's a fantastic conversation starter at cocktail parties.

We will explore the technicalities of scaling up the traditional hamster ball design, including but not limited to:

• Materials science: What materials can we use to make the hamster ball big enough to fit a human inside?
• Physics: How do we account for the centrifugal force that will inevitably push the human out of the ball?
• Marketing: How do we sell this product to people who already have wheelchairs?

Action Items:

• Research and development: We need to find a team of experts in materials science, physics, and marketing to tackle this project.
• Prototyping: We need to create prototypes of the wheelchair-sized hamster ball and test them for safety and functionality.
• Funding: We need to find a sponsor to fund our research and development team.

Next Steps:

• Take minutes of this meeting
• Submit a proposal to the sponsor
• Take minutes of the meeting of the meeting of the meeting