Move on to 3.9: "The Sock Puppet Uprising of 2023": In a shocking turn of events, it has come to our attention that the office sock puppets have grown sentient and are demanding better working conditions, more frequent feeding, and an end to the tyranny of the "Lost Sock Committee".
Appendix: Historical Context A brief history of the Sock Puppet Uprising of 1987, including notable figures such as "Socky McPuppetface" and "Puppetina LaRoux"
Action Plan: A 5-step plan to negotiate with the sentient puppets and restore order to the office