Pointless Agendas: Agenda Items 1-5

1. Discuss the color palette of our meeting minutes

• 1.1. Colorblind-Friendly Fonts
• 1.2. Meeting Minutes in Comic Sans

2. Determine the optimal number of pointless slides for a presentation

• 2.1. Slides 1-3: The Basics
• 2.4. Slides 7-9: The "I'm Running Out of Ideas" Slide

3. Decide on the most creative way to rephrase "I have to go to the bathroom"3.1. Discuss the importance of "Emergency Recess" in the workplace

• 3.1.1. "I'm Not Really Sure, I Just Need a Minute"

4. Debate the merits of having a meeting about meetings4. Debate the merits of having a meeting about meetings, and what color the meeting should be held

• 4.1. The meeting should be held in a field of bright blue

5. Discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and everything (according to Douglas Adams)

• 5.1. The Answer is 42, But What's the Question?

Note: This meeting has been approved by the Pointless Agendas Committee. Any further questions or concerns should be directed to the Committee Chair, Bob.