It was supposed to be a 2-hour meeting. But 4 hours later, we were prophets. Prophets of a new world where meetings never end, and productivity never happens.
The CEO walked in, flanked by 5 lawyers, 3 consultants, and 1 confused intern. The room was filled with the smell of stale coffee, and the sound of someone's phone on silent mode, playing "Who Let the Dogs Out?" on repeat.
The meeting was adjourned, then re-adjourned, then re-re-adjourned. But still no actual work was done. It was just a never-ending loop of PowerPoint, and PowerPoint, and PowerPoint.
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