The Bouncy Tractor Blueprint

Project Overview

Meet the most ambitious tractor design ever conceived: the Bouncy Tractor. Its primary function is to bounce around fields at an alarming rate, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

Features:

• Unstable Tires: Because who needs traction, anyway?
• Unsecured Fuel Cap: For the ultimate fuel-in-the-face experience!
• Broken Seat: For the comfort of your, ahem, "bottom" parts.

Technical Specs:

Engine Type: Random Combustion Chamber

Top Speed: Approximately 30 miles per hour, but it'll get stuck in a mud pit in 2 seconds

Assembly Instructions:

Step 1: Glue random bits of metal together.

Step 2: Add some duct tape for good measure.

Step 3: Pray to the Tractor Gods that it doesn't break immediately.

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