Meetings: Where Time Goes to Die

Welcome to the never-ending meeting, where time is a luxury and boredom is a virtue.

Agenda: Pointless Agendas and Break Time Snacking

Today's Agenda:

• 9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: "The State of the Meeting" (a 60-minute PowerPoint presentation)
• 10:00 AM - 10:30 AM: "The Art of Staring at a Whiteboard" (a 30-minute exercise in focus)
• 10:30 AM - 12:00 PM: "The Meeting Breakdown" (a 1.5 hour discussion on the importance of breaks)
• 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: "Lunch Break" (a 60-minute feast for the eyes and belly)
• 1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: "The Never-Ending Meeting" (a 2-hour marathon of pointless discussions)

Break Time Snacking

We have a variety of snacks available, including:

• Coffee: because you need something to stay awake
• Donuts: because who needs a social life?
• Cereal: because it's the only food that's been sitting in the pantry since 2018

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