Meetings: Where Time Goes to Die
Welcome to the never-ending meeting, where time is a luxury and boredom is a virtue.
Agenda: Pointless Agendas and Break Time Snacking
Today's Agenda:
- 9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: "The State of the Meeting" (a 60-minute PowerPoint presentation)
- 10:00 AM - 10:30 AM: "The Art of Staring at a Whiteboard" (a 30-minute exercise in focus)
- 10:30 AM - 12:00 PM: "The Meeting Breakdown" (a 1.5 hour discussion on the importance of breaks)
- 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: "Lunch Break" (a 60-minute feast for the eyes and belly)
- 1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: "The Never-Ending Meeting" (a 2-hour marathon of pointless discussions)
Break Time Snacking
We have a variety of snacks available, including:
- Coffee: because you need something to stay awake
- Donuts: because who needs a social life?
- Cereal: because it's the only food that's been sitting in the pantry since 2018
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