Breaking For Snack Time: The Unnecessary Meeting of the Century
Today's Agenda:
Snack selection: 30 minutes
Unproductive small talk: 45 minutes
Reiteration of already-agreed-upon ideas: 30 minutes
More snack time: 15 minutes
Snack options:
Chips
Candy
Pretzels
Minutes of the Meeting
John: "I love snacks."
Jane: "Me too."
Brian: "I brought more coffee."