Meeting Minutes for the Utterly Useless Committee

February 8, 2024

Present:

Chairperson: Bob Smith, Lord High of the Pointless
Member 1: Jane Doe, Expert in Doing Nothing
Member 2: John Doe, Specialist in Delaying Decisions
Member 3: Alice Johnson, Connoisseur of Clichés

Next Steps:

Decisions Delayed: Indefinitely.

Agenda for the next meeting: More of the same.

Next Meeting: When the coffee machine is fixed.

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