Meet John, Esq. - The King of Pointless Agendas
Committee Member Extraordinaire
John, Esq. is a renowned expert in the field of creating pointless agendas, and has served on numerous committees to bring about change that never actually happens.
- Current Agenda: "The Reorganization of the Inflated To-Do List"
- Projected Completion Date: Never
- Current Status: Stagnant
Here are some statistics about John's illustrious career:
Agendas Created: 42 (and counting)
Committee Meetings Attended: 147 (mostly for coffee)
Minutes Spent on Actual Work: 0 (but who's counting?)
Subcommittees
- Jane - Vice Chair of Pointless Agendas
- Bob - Chair of Procrastination Techniques
- Alice - Expert in the Field of Doing Nothing
Stay tuned for more updates on John's latest and greatest accomplishments!