Meeting of the Pointless Agendas Committee

The Pointless Agendas Committee is a prestigious body tasked with the duty of coming up with utterly unnecessary meetings to discuss the most mundane subjects.

Today's Agenda:

Item 1: The Color of Pencils in the Meeting Room

This is a very serious discussion about the color of the pencils in the meeting room. It's not just about any color, it's specifically about the exact shade of blue that the CEO likes.

• Item 2: The Proper Way to Stare at the Wall
• Item 3: The Optimal Angle of the Meeting Room Chairs

Meeting adjourned due to lack of productivity.