Pointless Agendas - Meeting Minutes

Committee Members' Attendance Log

Member 1: Zombie Bob, Attended as "Bob, the Undead Employee"

Bob was seen shambling to the table, reeking of last night's Chinese takeout. His participation in the meeting was limited to groaning at every agenda item.

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Member 2: Zombie Jane, Attended as "Jane, the Unreliable Witness"

Jane was seen trying to devour the conference room's complimentary granola, but managed to focus long enough to mumble "I agree" to every proposal.

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Member 3: Zombie Mike, Attended as "Mike, the Unconventional Thinker"

Mike was seen scribbling on a whiteboard with his own special brand of "zombie math". His ideas were... interesting.

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Meeting attendees: 3 (all zombies) / Total Attendance: 1 (not counting the janitor)

Next meeting: Same time, same place. Don't forget to wear your best "I'm a functioning member of society" face!