Pointless Agenda Committee: A Study in Futility

Where the meetings are longer than the decisions.

Chairperson: Bureaucratic Bob

Bureaucratic Bob's Face

Known for: excessive use of jargon, unnecessary meetings, and a love of pointless paperwork.

Member 1: Sycophant Sally

Sycophant Sally's Smile

Known for: excessive flattery, awkward small talk, and an uncanny ability to nod off in meetings.

Member 2: Procrastinator Pete

Procrastinator Pete's Procrastination Posture

Known for: putting off tasks, making excuses, and a talent for finding the perfect reason to delay everything.