The Committee of Pointless Agendas

Meeting Minutes: Member 1

Today's meeting of the Committee of Pointless Agendas was called to order by Chairperson, Jane. The first item on the agenda was "The Color of the Chairperson's Blouse," which was tabled until further notice. Member 1 reported on "The Importance of Procrastination in Modern Society" and presented a 300-page report, which consisted of 99% blank pages and 1% of actual content.

Member 2, the resident expert on "Futurama" and "The Art of Extreme Ironing," was tasked with presenting "A New Initiative to Increase the Number of Meetings Per Week." The initiative was met with skepticism by the rest of the committee, who pointed out that it would only serve to increase the number of meetings, not the number of productive outcomes.

The meeting adjourned at 5:00 PM, with the understanding that the next meeting would be held in the same location, but with a different agenda.

Links:

• Member 2's Report: The Art of Extreme Ironing
• The Decision to Increase Meetings Per Week (Again)
• Meeting Minutes Archive

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