Today's agenda was a resounding success! We accomplished exactly nothing.
Committee Member 3, Chairperson of Doing Absolutely Nothing, took the floor first.
"I propose we spend the next hour discussing the meaninglessness of existence," said Chairperson 3, gazing out the window.
The committee members nodded vigorously in agreement, some even dozing off in their seats.
Next on the agenda was a heated debate on the best way to organize a stack of unused paper clips.
Committee Member 1, the self-proclaimed "King of Procrastination," argued for a color-coded system, while Committee Member 2, the "Sultan of Sloganeering," advocated for a numerical ordering.
As the argument continued, the committee members began to lose interest and started to play with their pens.
And so, another meeting of the Pointless Agenda Committee came to a close, with nothing accomplished and no progress made.
Stay tuned for our next meeting, where we'll be discussing the meaning of the word "tune"!