EMERGENCY VENTILATION MEETING

Called to address the CRISIS of stale air in the conference room, this meeting will be a highly productive 30-minute discussion on the importance of opening windows and using the air conditioner.

We will be ventriloquizing our concerns and ventilating our options, all while trying to ventilate for vacation time.

Don't forget to bring sunscreen and some ventilation! And, uh, bring your own air...