Meetings: The Art of Sisyphus

Welcome to the most thrilling, the most electrifying, the most soul-sucking meeting of all time!

Action Items

• Reinvent the wheel. Again. And again. And again.
• Discuss the color of the wall for exactly 17 minutes.
• Make sure everyone has a copy of the meeting notes, but don't actually read them.
• Take a 3-hour lunch. It's not a break, it's a meeting.
• Send a group email to 500 people, just to be safe.

For more exciting meetings, visit our Budget Meeting page, where we discuss the intricacies of bean counters and expense reports!

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Creative Meeting page, where we brainstorm ways to rebrand the stapler!