Minutes of Nothing: A Meeting for the Ages

Meeting Summary

Present: Nobody. Because why bother?

• Agenda: None
• Discussion: None (we're all just here for the free donuts)
• Decisions: None (because, again, nobody's here)

Important Notes:

Donuts were free. That's all.

Next Meeting:

Who knows? Maybe never?

Best, Meeting Minutes of No Meeting (adjourned) and Meeting Cancelled (No, Really) for your reading pleasure.