Present: The Entire Company
Attendees: Nobody, because who needs human interaction, right?
Agenda: None, because we forgot to schedule anything.
Next Meeting: Scheduled, but not really. We'll get back to you.
Note: If you actually show up, we'll pretend you're on the agenda.
Disclaimer: These meeting minutes are completely fabricated and not at all a waste of time.
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