Minutes of Nothing

Presented at the annual meeting of the Pointless Agendas Committee.

Date: Yesterday. Time: Somewhere in between.

Present:

• John, who talked about nothing.
• Jane, who talked some more about nothing.
• The Intern, who talked about the vending machine in the break room.

Action Items:

• Decide on the meaning of life.
• Discuss the meaninglessness of existence.
• Tell a joke, but nobody laughed.

Adjournment:

The meeting was adjourned with no conclusion, and no one knows what happened to the donuts.

Donut-Gate