Minutes of Nothing

Present: Bob, John, Alice, and 17 others who were not really needed.

Objective: To discuss the importance of discussing nothing.

Agenda:

Item 1: Discuss the color of the wall.

This was a contentious issue that sparked a heated debate. Or not.

Item 2: Decide on the correct way to eat a sandwich.

Alice spent 10 minutes discussing the merits of eating a sandwich with a fork, while Bob insisted on using a spoon.

Decisions:

We decided to do nothing. And then we did nothing.

Next meeting: Never. Maybe.

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