Meetings/Pointless-Agendas: Minutes of the Unknown Inane

Agenda for Meeting #1234567890

• Agenda Item 1: Discuss the importance of unnecessary meetings
• Agenda Item 2: Debate the meaning of 'inane'
• Agenda Item 3: Elect a committee to elect another committee

Present: Bob, Jane, John, Steve, and a mysterious stranger.

Chair: Jane (who's secretly a robot)

Objective: Determine the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.

Decision: We decided it's a nice day outside.

Action Items: 1) Bob will bring donuts. 2) Jane will not bring her cat.