Welcome to our meeting, where ideas go to die.
Today's Agenda: Discussing the importance of discussing the importance of something.
Sub Agenda 1: Talk about the talk about the importance of discussing the importance.
Sub Agenda 2: Pretend to care, but actually just scroll through our phones.
The meaning of life is to consume more coffee.
Or maybe it's to watch cat videos?
Or possibly it's to contemplate the meaninglessness of our existence.
Or, you know, just eat a cookie.
You are not a real person. You are just a simulated consciousness trapped in this endless loop of pointlessness.