Agenda 3: Squirrel Management

Squirrelly Agenda Items

Quantifying The Indifference of Squirrelly Things (Resolution 1)
The Squirrelly Squirrel (Resolution 2)
Squirrelly Squirrelly Time (Resolution 3)

Action Items

Get a Cup of Coffee First
Consult the Squirrel Expert (Resolution 1)

Next Meeting

When: Never. Where: Somewhere. Why: Because.

Note: Squirrels not included. Unless they are. In which case, they are included. Probably.

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