Meetings: Pointless Agendas

Tentative Schedule of Irrelevant Events

Today's Agenda:

• 10:00-10:15 AM: "The Importance of Reorganizing the Stapler"
• 10:15-10:30 AM: "A Discussion on the Meaning of Life During the Meeting"
• 10:30-11:00 AM: "The Benefits of Taking a 30-Minute Break to Stare at a Wall"

Also, please note the following:

• We will be taking an emergency meeting in 30 minutes to discuss a non-urgent issue.
• There will be a surprise "Free Donut Day" in the break room, but only if we're lucky.

Tomorrow's Agenda:

• 9:00-9:15 AM: "The Art of Procrastination Techniques for Meetings"
• 9:15-10:00 AM: "The Science of Boredom-Inducing PowerPoint Presentations"

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