Meetings: Pointless Agendas
Tentative Schedule of Irrelevant Events
Today's Agenda:
- 10:00-10:15 AM: "The Importance of Reorganizing the Stapler"
- 10:15-10:30 AM: "A Discussion on the Meaning of Life During the Meeting"
- 10:30-11:00 AM: "The Benefits of Taking a 30-Minute Break to Stare at a Wall"
Also, please note the following:
- We will be taking an emergency meeting in 30 minutes to discuss a non-urgent issue.
- There will be a surprise "Free Donut Day" in the break room, but only if we're lucky.
Tomorrow's Agenda:
- 9:00-9:15 AM: "The Art of Procrastination Techniques for Meetings"
- 9:15-10:00 AM: "The Science of Boredom-Inducing PowerPoint Presentations"
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