Meeting Minutes for the utterly unremarkable Pointless Buzzwords Meeting.
Attendees:
1. Discuss the merits of using 'synergy' as a buzzword.
2. Debate the benefits of 'disrupting the paradigm'.
3. Brainstorm ways to 'leverage our core competencies'.
We decided to use 'synergy' in our marketing materials, but not as an actual word.
We punted 'disrupting the paradigm' until next quarter's meeting.
We will 'leverage our core competencies' by hiring more consultants.
Our next meeting will be on 'synergy' day, which is every other Tuesday.
Location: The conference room, which is conveniently located near the coffee machine.
Time: Whenever we feel like it.
The meeting was adjourned due to lack of actual work to be done.
Next meeting will be on 'disrupting the paradigm' day. Stay tuned.
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