Pointless Conferences: Because Who Needs Actual Work?

Agenda:

Introduction to Doing Nothing (9:00am - 9:05am)
Breakfast and Coffee (9:05am - 9:30am)
More Breaks Than a Cat in a Ladder Factory (10:00am - 12:00pm)
Lunch: Where the Real Work Gets Done (12:00pm - 1:00pm)
Round of applause for the person who brought the donuts (1:00pm - 1:30pm)
Keynote: "The Importance of Having a Flexible Schedule" (2:00pm - 4:00pm)