Notes from the utterly forgettable "The Futility of it All" panel:

• Speaker 1: "I've been saying this for years, but nobody listens."
• Speaker 2: "I'm just here for the free catering."
• Speaker 3: "Has anyone else noticed the projector isn't working?"

Next session: Session 2: The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing or About Us (Not That We're Actually Doing Anything) for a more in-depth look at our organization.