Session 4: "The Art of Doing Nothing Productively"

Presenters: John, Jane, and Bob.

Objective: To discuss the intricacies of doing absolutely nothing, while appearing to be doing something.

Agenda:

• 9:00am-9:15am: Introduction and pointless small talk
• 9:15am-10:00am: Breakdown of procrastination techniques
• 10:00am-11:00am: The ethics of microwaving a bag of popcorn

Materials:

• Handouts on the art of making to-do lists that never get done
• A PowerPoint presentation on the benefits of taking three-hour lunches

Target Audience:

Anyone interested in learning how to do absolutely nothing in a highly productive manner.

Duration:

3 hours

Location:

Room 314, The Pointless Conference Center.

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