Welcome, esteemed colleagues, to the 7th annual gathering of the Pointless Conferences. Today, we will be exploring the depths of human ineptitude in the realm of productivity. Join us as we delve into the abyss of our own incompetence and emerge with nothing, but possibly a better understanding of the futility that surrounds us all.
Presented by: Dr. Bureaucracy, renowned expert in the field of Pointless Productivity.