Pointless Meeting of the Day: Tuesday

Today's Agenda:

• Discussion of Non-Essential Policies
• Unnecessary Breakout Groups
• Free Pizza Lunch

Important Decisions Made:

• Decided that the conference room carpet is still too bright.
• Agreed to use more paper clips for stapling.
• Discussed at length the meaning of 'casual Friday' in the 21st century.

Next Meeting: Wednesday's Pointless Meeting

Continue the Madness

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:

Adjourn for Coffee

Decisions, Decisions

And for those who just want to complain:

Complaints Department