Bob's Self-Accomplishment Slide Compilaton is the culmination of 5 years of research on the subject of Bob's own accomplishments.
Below are the highlights:
2. Spent 3 hours playing video games instead of doing laundry
Achieved a high score of 900,000 in "Candy Box" (not that anyone has beaten it yet)
Delivered a subpar final product, setting a new standard in mediocrity
Set a new record in pizza-eating efficiency (patent pending)
View the full list of Bob's self-accomplishments on a separate page