Tip 1: Always bring a spare chair to the meeting, just in case the one you're sitting in breaks.
Tip 2: Make sure to bring your own snacks, the ones provided will probably be stale crackers.
Tip 3: Never, ever, ever use a whiteboard marker on a new, untested whiteboard. Trust us, it's a recipe for disaster.
Tip 4: If you must attend a meeting, make sure to bring a friend. It's always more fun with someone else's suffering.
Tip 5: Always, always, always arrive early. The coffee will be gone, but the chairs might still be there.