About Pointless Meetings

This is the official about page for Pointless Meetings, a place where the art of wasting time is taken very seriously.

Pointless Meetings is dedicated to providing the most unproductive, uneventful, and utterly pointless meetings in the industry. We pride ourselves on being the most boring, the most tedious, and the most utterly forgettable meetings you'll ever attend.

Our team of expert meeting facilitators will guide you through hours of unnecessary small talk, pointless PowerPoint presentations, and aimless discussion. We guarantee that you'll forget the purpose of the meeting the moment it ends, but that's just part of the charm.

Meet the Team

View our meeting schedule for more pointless meetings!

Note: I've created a satirical take on the idea of pointless meetings, with a bright red background, bold black lines, and a focus on the "art" of wasting time. The links to "/meetings/pointless-meetings/team/[name]" lead to fictional team members, and the link to "/meetings/pointless-meetings/schedule" is a wink to the absurdity of the site.